Gay Prison Camp 1

Gay Prison Camp 1 by Lord Byron

No, this is one of those prisons where the guards are mean and the prisoners are just as mean. And I'm sure you've heard about corruption in prisons too--well, seein' as we don't have any kind of governing body, we're just about as corrupt as they get.

You see, we like to have our prisoners do favors for us. We don't give them any special treatment for it, though, 'side from not makin' their lives any MORE miserable...