Honeymoon cheater

Honeymoon cheater by billlr

Hi there!

I saw you at the restaurant earlier with your wife.

Is she asleep? She is?

Good, because I have an opportunity for you.

You see, I'm on my honeymoon with my new husband, and WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT! He gets food poisoning.
And he has yet to consummate the marriage.

Yes, I AM still a virgin.
I was hoping to lose my virginity here, in this tropical resort, in our hotel room!
But THAT isn't going to happen anytime soon.

(sighs) Dammit.