Keep it in your pants...

Keep it in your pants... by StupidBoy18

I sure hope no one was in the bathroom with you when you MMMM'd! about the taste of your own precum. I wouldn't want to know what they are thinking..

But, did you like the taste of your own precum? I bet you did.. why don't you allow yourself to go soft again.. do not zip your fly.. and go into Victoria's Secret.

Listen carefully.. this is what you are going to do.

1. Before going into Victoria's Secret go buy a slushie or icee.. doesn't matter what flavor.
2. Go into the store while drinking some of your slushie.. save about half of it.
3. Simply browse the panties and thongs without allowing your dickie to pop out of your open fly.
4. If a sales person comes up to you asking if you need help you will tell them.. "Yes, I am looking for a pair of panties that would fit my figure. What do you think I should wear?"
5. If they don't automatically laugh in your face wait for their response and take their advice.
6. If they offer you a sexy pair of panties purchase them and come back to the bathroom stall.. have some slushie left over..

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