First I’ll SHAVE you clean. No body hair for you, sissy!
Once your skin is SMOOTH and sexy, I’ll teach you how to use creams and razors to keep yourself that way. And if you’re a really good girl, I’ll take you to a special Salon where they’ll get rid of all that nasty boy hair forever.
Oh, and no more haircuts for you. I want you to let your hair grown out nice and long. Eventually, My friends at the Salon will style your hair into something SEXY that all the boys and girls will love.