The Male Model
Emma: Oh Ben now you really are coming out of your shell, but yes correct, boys have a fascination for girls underwear and my flat mate was no exception, he was using them to whack off into, depositing his boy snot all over them, most likely in the gussets, because thats where perverts like to shoot their muck"
Ben: "Boy Snot, I've never heard it called that before?
Emma: A famous female porn star from the 80's once wrote that she had successfully filled an oil tanker full of boy snot in one month, what she was eluding to is that her centrefold piece in a magazine in 1984, before boys were wanking to porn sites on the internet, that over 7 million copies of this magazine were sold world wide, therefore if 7 million boys wanked over her naked pictures and spurted 100ml of boy snot each, then that would fill a 700,000 litre hold in a large oil tanker....giggle?"
Ben: "So back to your fat mate, I gather he was just putting these back in your washing basket?