Ben: "Ok, OK fair point so I'd say I do it once in the morning and late at night"
Emma: "Do you wank in the morning because you wake up with a hard on?"
Ben: "Yes..I have an erection most mornings, even a cold shower doesn't get rid of it"
Emma: "Ok, thats normal, your not a chronic wanker thats some males can be"
Ben: "A chronic wanker...laugh whats that"
Emma: "Its a boy that is constantly masturbating because he is always triggering his pervert part of his brain, like my ex-flat mate??"
Ben: "Ex falt mate, so he was a boy?"
Emma: "Yes, as I was late allocating a room in Dale University residency I ended up rooming with this boy?"