The Ass-assin
Your day started like any other. Except today had one perk. No work. Finally a day off to relax! A day to not bother putting on pants. What could possibly go wrong?
*Knock knock*
Fuck... Guess you're putting on pants after all. After sliding on some sweats, you made your way to see who was at the door.
Much to your surprise a beautiful woman stood on your step, sweat glistening down her body. Her big eyes looking up into yours. It was all distracting...
"Hey! I was just wondering if I could .... your ..... ? Or your .... ? Mine died and I'm quite a ways from home."
You barely heard a word she said. Mumbled jargon as your eyes wandered her body shamelessly. You adjusted your legs to cover the bulge forming in your sweats.
"Hello?"
"I'm sorry um... What? What did you need?"
"Can I just borrow your charger for a minute?"
"I... I don't even know you?"
"Oh come on! I'll take some pictures so you can take care of that little ... problem... of yours when I'm gone." Her eyes moved down to your pants.
"... Come in." This couldn't be real. But it couldn't hurt to see... right?