Your Wife's Master

Your Wife's Master by Lord Byron

You fucking punk, I said get your cock HARD. You have 5 minutes to get your cock as big as mine.

Oh wait, it doesn't GET that big. That's because it's not even a cock. What it is I'm not sure, but it does NOT deserve to be mentioned alongside this great thing I have.

So, you are going to stroke whatever it is you have, and look at your potential Master, for 5 minutes.