Now get your cock nice and hard. I heard from your wife it's not very big, but that's OK because I don't plan to ever do anything with it. Except make you stroke it of course.
Take a good look at your cock. Do you think that's a normal cock, punk? Do you think that's a real man's cock?
It's not, punk. Sorry to break it to you. You are in this whole situation because your cock couldn't satisfy your wife.