Hmm... I gotta say I'm a little intrigued... do go on... and stroke that nice cock of yours while you tell me more.
You say you'd let me humiliate you all I want? Even in public? What if I told you to go to Victoria's Secret, find a piece of really slutty lingerie, and ask the cashier if it would fit you?
What if I told you to wear a sign that said "I'm a loser" and go to a bar on Lady's Night? And introduce yourself to every lady there as the biggest loser in town?
What if I took you to a gay bar and told you to give a lap dance to the biggest guy there?
You'd do all of that? For me?