Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh I love this cock
If your cock is between 0-3 Inches then slap your balls 20 time. You really thing you can defeat a villain with that thing?
If your cock is between 3.1-6 then slap your balls 5 times
If your cock is between 6.1-12 then edge once
If you cock is 12+ somehow then you are a god and roll 3 six sided dice for your next roll.