Here I am losing my virginity.
And Mandy is the one filming it.
You should have seen her face when she heard the wet snap of my hymen being torn, and the sound of my screams when I felt the pizza man's penis suddenly fill my once-virgin vagina.
She looked like she was going to throw up.
Are YOU going to do that, honey? Throw up, I mean?
Please, just take deep breaths.
This is for the best.