Good manners

Good manners by billlr

You see, Mom and Dad always taught me that it is good for a proper young lady to have manners.

And one of those manners is to give a generous tip for people who deliver pizza.

Well, the girls and I all ordered pizza, but we just had enough money for the pizza, and nothing left for the tip.
And the guy looked SO HURT when we told him that.
So we asked him what ELSE we could give him for a tip.

And he said: "Why don't I have sex with the girl about to get married."

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