Now don't get me wrong, dear.
I've appreciated all the gifts you gave me over the years: the house, the money, the clothes, the breast implants that you gave me...
Well...the implants were more for YOUR benefit, let's be totally candid.
And a steel magnate can afford a few toys for his wife without much effort or sacrifice.
But truth be told, I've really never thought you were very good as a sexual being.
I haven't really been excited about how you've performed in bed.
The most excitement you gave me sexually was when you broke my hymen on our wedding night.
After that...ho hum.
The life of a trophy wife can be rather tedious.
Which is why I am having sex with someone else.
And you can watch.
Isn't that "generous" of me? (giggles)