I'm bored! Amuse me...

I'm bored! Amuse me... by lewis_cameron

You know what? You really are amusing me! Well done you!

But do you know what would really entertain me?

I can't wipe this smile off my face at the thought...

...of you hurting your own balls for me.

Would you do that for me, pet? For your princess? You have done such a good job of entertaining me that I'm seriously considering making this your 41st and last day of denial. But only if you keep on doing such a good job, of course...

Awww! I'm such a mean little princess, aren't I? But you love me all the more for that, don't you pet.

Now go get a ruler.

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