Ebony: OWWWWWWWW!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
OH MY GOD!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!
OWWW!!! OWWW!!! OWWW!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Why didn't anybody TELL ME that it hurts to lose your virginity?!
Linda: I didn't want you to lose your nerve.
And I wanted to see your honest reaction to having your cherry popped!