Ebony: I don't know about this, Linda. I'm supposed to stay a virgin until I marry Matty i two days/
Linda: And you WILL!
You just won't have a hymen, and I'll vouch for you with Matty that you stayed faithful to him.
I mean, if Alfie won't tell....I won't! (laughs)
Ebony: Mmmmmm...okay!
Linda: All right!
Now just spread apart your legs, and let me put Alfie's pink dick inside you...and...