First time sex with a teddy bear (by request)
Linda: Well, Ebony. You are about to get married.
Ebony: Yes, I am.
Linda: I'm sorry I couldn't afford to throw you a proper bachelorette party.
Just this sleepover with you and me.
Ebony: Yeah, too bad everybody else was too busy putting together the wedding. The time just went by so quickly.
Linda: Well, two months is practically a blink of an eye in "wedding time". Everybody thinks the reason why you two are rushing it is because you got a BUN IN THE OVEN and you want to have the wedding before you start showing.
Ebony: Actually, the opposite is true.
I'm still a virgin, and you even got me checked out by a doctor to make sure my future mother-and father-in-law knew that.
Linda: Yep! Can't argue with an intact hymen.
Ebony: Thanks for standing up for me all those years in college as my sorority, and ever since.
You stood by me as my "big sister" when all the other girls didn't accept me.
You know...because I'm black.
Linda: Think nothing of it, Ebony.
You and I just click like that.
I don't see you as a black girl. I see you as my friend.
Ebony: Well, thanks for that all the same.