Good, you’re doing well. We’re almost finished with Stage One.
For your final task in this stage, I want you to choose one of the three articles that you read. Choose the one that is most interesting to you.
Now look around and see if you can see a woman sitting quietly by herself. If not, make your way to the food court and look there. Keep wandering the mall with your magazine held close to your chest until you find someone.
As you walk by her, hold up the magazine and say:
“I’m finished with this, would you like to read it? There is a really interesting article about __________”
And then fill in the blank with the subject of your favorite article.
Don’t look at her as you walk away. Use your imagination to determine her reaction. Is she thinking “what a nice gentlemen, I would really like to read this” or was she thinking “what a strange man, what kind of guy reads Cosmo?”
You’ll never know because you aren’t going to stick around to find out. By the time she realizes what just happened, you should be well on your way to the men’s room. Once there you can read your next instruction.
And congratulations on completing Stage One