The Tournament - Introduction
Together we form one entity, Bliss, the Goddess of Love. This name describes our nature, the nature of those in our presence and the true nature of love. This has repeatedly been referred to as nirvana or heaven, but the proper name is Bliss and this is the name you will use. Through our teachings you may achieve bliss but you must win The Tournament first. Most are not given the opportunity to participate in The Tournament and consequently denied Bliss, but you are the privileged owner of one chance. Call it fate. Call it dumb luck. Your soul has beckoned us. You will only have one shot so make it count. But do not get caught up in other competitors success. Your standing will not matter if you cannot complete the tests we assign to you, even if you're first.
Today is an introduction. In the coming weeks you will develop a special relationship with each of us, and the one-on-one time you will be given will help to craft your subsoul out of what is now a poor imitation.
We will introduce ourselves in our own little ways, and then the fun will really begin. Again, today is only an introduction. A taste of what is to come, but do not take it lightly for we will not take it lightly on you. Whenever we say "Prepare Yourself" you must get hard as quickly as possible, then press the continue button to signify your readiness.
Are you ready? This is it. There will be no turning back after this. Get some lube ready, get comfortable and most importantly, do not disappoint.
The Tournament, preliminary round, commence.
PREPARE YOURSELF