The Tournament - Introduction
That wasn't bad lover. Why don't you keep up a steady pace while you read a little more about me.
I have been waiting for centuries to administer The Tournament. There is nothing I look forward to more, except maybe edging. Constant edging. Over and over and over and over. You could say it is a passion of mine. Which brings me to my point. Do not listen to the other aspects. Love is nothing without passion. Two lovers rapped in each others warm embrace, writhing in ecstasy. Is their a more beautiful image in the universe? Of course their isn't! Through passion you will learn to live life on the edge . . . so to speak. And your sessions with me will be intense and focused. Like the other Aspects my power originates in humanity. I feed off of your passion and the passions of the people of earth. The other Aspects don't like to admit this much but it's true of them all. So don't disappoint and don't hold back.
Keep your eyes focused on me. Now give me 200 more strokes. I hope that edge isn't getting too close.