Hi, Guy! How's it going?
I'm sorry that I haven't talked to you in a while, but work has been rather busy since Hunter promoted me to counselor.
I had my first virgin guy a couple of days ago.
You should've seen him, all nervous and all. It was so cute!
He insisted on wearing a condom, even when I told him he didn't need one. But he did, and he STILL came quickly.
He apologized, and I told him it was okay, that all virgins don't last a long time their first time...you know, that pat answer?
But I still enjoyed it.
You see, Guy, now we are both on equal moral footing: you've had sex with virgins, and so have I.