The Slave Of Queens
Doug - Oh really Carrie? Because it looks like a big black dildo (Crowd laughs) Now your either not satisfied with my size or... you've got a thing for deacon! (Crowd laughs)
Carrie - Deacon?
Doug - Yeah! I bet you think about him all the time when you use that.. thing, don't you.
Carrie - Relax Doug! It's normal for every woman to have one.. It's not a big deal.
Doug - Yeah, but not the size of KING KONGS! (Crowd laughs) that thing could take out a city.. and what's this?
* he pulls out a whip.
Doug - We've never used this before? Is there something you wanna tell me?
Carrie - Oh, that.. that's for.. um.. horse riding..
* He pulls out a ball gag.
Doug - And i guess this goes in the horses mouth? (Crowd laughs)
Carrie - Ok, fine.. I.. I wanted to surprise you and spice up our sex life.
Doug - How? by whipping and gagging me? The only whip i like during sex is cool whip (Crowd laughs) so unless you got some cool whip, count me out.
Carrie - Alright! I'm sorry for trying new things.
Doug - Anyways I'm late for work, give me a kiss..
Carrie kisses Doug..
Doug - By the way, are you going shopping?
Carrie - Yeah why?..
Doug - Can you buy me some cool whip? (Crowd laughs)