Hmmm, how does it feel to be bound and immobilized without any cuffs, ropes, or chains?
Trust me dear, if you take even one step back from me, you will be pissing blood for a month. And you don't want that.
Let's raise the stakes a bit shall we?
Let's see if you can hold still when the "heat is on"....hmmmm?
Apply a dab of ben-gay to the palm of your hand. About the size of a quarter.
Now massage the product into your balls. Keep rubbing until all of the lotion has been absorbed into your skin.