Hmmm... I see you're back for another handjob. After the way you cried at the end of the last one I didn't think you'd be back.
Before we start you need to get lots of lube and a pair of socks.
Now strip completely naked, put your socks on your feet and start rubbing your cock until it is hard.
Once it is hard, hold it straight up and pour a good amount of lube straight down the shaft.