Now, lube your hands with a LOT of olive oil and stroke your cock while watching this movie.
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c7473831a95313f950f
You'll jerk it until you cum (into the aluminum foil tray) then, like the movie, you'll keep stroking.
Keep it lubed and keep it stroking until the end of the movie paying special attention to your dick head.