If you rolled a three, you can CUM!!!
Otherwise, you lose hit points equal to the number you rolled, plus the number of speeding tickets you've gotten in your entire life.
If you lost more than five hit points this way, lose another fifteen!
I've got to warn you, you're in deep shit at this point.
If you don't win a dice roll in the next five pages, you're going to have to ruin yourself and face that dreaded denial period.
So here's one last deal:
Deny yourself, starting right now, until the next full moon.
If you don't want to take that deal, roll the dice, edge, and continue . . .