Agonizing, Brutal, Furry as Fuck, dice Throwing.

Agonizing, Brutal, Furry as Fuck, dice Throwing. by Imunderyourbed

Roll a six-sided die.

If the result is two or greater, lose that many hit points.

. . . If the result was a one, gain thirty hit points.

Either way, say, "Thank you," repeatedly while giving me an edge.