New Job
"House on left on stilts, come to the garage door" So you look up "oh fuck I almost missed it." You calm down and park the car on the curb. You put on your hat (you hate hats but its in the "job title"), you grab the pizza and get out. Putting the pizza on the roof you close your car door and get one more look over to make sure your shirt is tucked in. I may be in uniform but I still want to look nice ya never know if you'll get a woman who loves a man "in uniform'"
You ring the door bell and hear a yell "hold on I got to throw something on." As soon as you hear that your dick shoots straight up in thought of getting a decent peep show she sounds awfully hot. So you think oh fuck I need to think of something gross and get rid of this hard on. But after not having sex in about 2 years you cannot get the thought of half naked breasts. So you just get harder. Damn khaki pants at least with blue jeans you can hide a small hard on, but with these it shoots out like a stick in your pants. Just as you say fuck it I sure hope shes not 14 or something, she will freak out seeing this.
She opens the door.