The Cocktease Consortium

The Cocktease Consortium by manfried

Why am I wearing this sexy new lingerie? Well, now that we’ve decided to move in together and become a couple, there’s something important that I need to confess to you, and it’s going to come as a bit of a shock.

No, it’s nothing illegal or anything; it’s just that some of my previous boyfriends haven’t been able to handle it, and I really love you, and I don’t want to scare you away. In fact, I think you ought to look at it as a bonus.

Just promise that you’ll hear me out, ok? I mean, look at my body. Isn’t my cleavage alone worth a little bit of compromise?