Push Your Luck
1: Gain 10 Ruin points.
3: Gain 10 Denial points.
5: Gain 10 Cum points.
Anything else, restart the game from the beginning, lose all your Ruin and Cum points.
If you already landed on this page, ignore the Deal below.
DEAL!!!
Do you promise to punch your junk as hard as you SAFELY can at the start of every page BEFORE doing anything the page says?
Decide Yes or No and roll the dice.
If you said Yes and rolled an even number:
Restart the game. Lose all you Ruin points.
If you said Yes and rolled an odd number:
Restart the game. Lose all your Denial points.
If you said No and rolled an even number:
Continue the game like nothing happened.
If you said No and rolled an odd number:
Gain 10,006 Ruin points.
Now, roll and continue (or deny yourself for a number of days equal to your denial points).