Home Invasion
The site you were opening showed you two Buttons: "Yes (real men) and No (losers)"
With another sip of your glass you clicked "Yes (real men)"
Now the site asked for a location allowance and an email address which you allowed and typed in.
The site loaded and you got a message of Vivien "What is wrong, are you not coming?"
"The site is loading, it needs a bit." you answer her. "I will be waiting for you" she said and sent you a naughty picture. Which you used for stroking 25 times in the waiting time.
After 25 minutes the site hang itself up and the dating site too. You tried to reconnect, but it could not reconnect to the sites. It seemed as if they were offline.
You were so horny, as you heard a sudden sound, you got an email.