Oh my god, you must be in such much pain. All of those clothespins on your tongue!
You poor thing! I think we are going to have to focus on another part of your body. I have an idea. Before I let you take those clothespins off of your tongue, I want you to crawl on your hands and knees where you keep your sharpies, markers, pens or other writing utensils. Go find as many sharpies (or whatever else) you can find and crawl back here to me to show me what you found.