She finds your internet history
"Hi, I've got letters for you. And something else that needs to be signed for delivery" She pulls out a small box and laughs. "Please sign here sir". She's still laughing as she passes it to you. "I think they should have used discreet packaging".
You look at the side of the box and see the large black letters 'CHASTITY CAGE XXSM'. You quickly throw the box into the house. The post lady bursts out into hysterics. "Well hope you have fun little man" she says, and walks away laughing.
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