Phone a Friend ~
STOP and come back off the edge again … right off … calm down
Now … open the phone book at … hairdressers.
READ THE NEXT BIT FULLY BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER.
Ok. You’ll be ringing a random hairdresser to start with.
Presumably it’s a woman who’ll answer.
You will ask her if she has a listing, under the name of that lost sweet heart … “would you please check the listings for the week for ____ ?”
(i.e. Maybe her name was … oh … let’s see … Bernice Williams. You would ask if there is a booking for Bernice Williams.)
If she asks why, … tell her … you’re ringing for your secretary/sister who is throwing a surprise party for her roommate and wants to know when ‘Bernice’ will be occupied for a few hours … so the surprise party can be arranged while she’s away … or some such story … work out an excuse you can easily sell)
IMPORTANT ~ you will NOT LET ANY WOMAN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING ok. If things get too frisky just HANG UP. ORGASM fully … not just ruin it … then …
… calm down. On the off chance the salon uses redial, simply apologize for ‘dropping the phone’ and end the conversation sensibly.