Honey, what are we gonna do tonight?
You are finally home. After you take your wet clothes off you head to the bedroom to take a breath.
"I won," she says.
"No, I won," you argue.
After some more chatting, she wonders if you noticed the bartender gazing at her. You had absolutely no idea. She describes the guy and adds the characteristics "sexy".
You chuckle and ask her if she had some dirty thoughs.
"You know, it's this part of the month..." she smiles.
Oh yeah, you know. This part of the month when she is so horny. You love this part of the month.
"What were you imaginating?" you want to know.
"I don't know, me, you and him?" she asnwers with an innocent voice.
"You dirty woman!" you play your part.
"Anyway, I need to take a shower, don't go anyway, we still have those plans..." she stands up and leaves you alone.