Acceptance Letter:
Dear ...,
It's a pleasure to tell you that you have been accepted to join the SLU.
We were quite impressed by you and want to offer you on of the first places for our new facility, the SLUCH (Sexual Learning University Cock Hero). You will learn to please women in every possible way.
We are already excited to teach you. School will start in 2 weeks. See you.
SLU
Laura (Principal)
WOW, you really have been accepted. Your hope was already finished and then this letter came. I will be one of the first students. Maybe life finally turns my way.