"Okay lets start, please lay down."
"Before we start with the functionality test, I want you do answer some questions."
"How long is your erected penis?"
-write your answer on a sheet -
"Ok, I mean it looks small, but thats pathetic, but ok, we go on"
"Have you ever imagined what it would feel like to be a slave?"
- write -
"Just as I thought, one more question."
"How many times have you had sex with a REAL women?"
-write -
"What, hahahah, 0 times, you are really perfect for this school!"
"That was the last question, lets continue with the functionality of your little thing."