You see, I AM a counselor, but not one that you talk to.
I am a sex counselor.
I have sex with guys, and in so doing, I help them gain confidence in themselves and hopefully they take that confidence into their future marriages.
You might have met Pam at our office?
No? You don't remember?
Well, that's to be expected, since you DID seem rather out of it when you and your fiancee paid us a visit.
Like you are tuning out the entire wedding preparation thing.
Let's see if you can tune THIS out!