Now that you're in, or rather out of, the appropriate attire, let's start with that dick of yours. Do NOT touch it until I say so, but get it hard. Right now, without touching, get fully hard. I demand full salute from your little guy.
If you can't even get it hard without direct stimulation, you obviously aren't horny enough. If that's the case, then get dressed and get out of here. Come back in a couple days when you've let the jizz stew in your balls long enough to motivate you into following orders.
Once you've gotten hard, let's continue on.