Kick off those pants you have. I want to see your naked body kneeling before me right now.
You ever heard of body grooming? Thats quite a little birds nest you have down there and it looks like some bird has left its lunch behind, I can see a worm.
Before my next visit I want you to go sort your little jungle out. I would like you to shave those balls and tidy up your pubes. You know it supposed to make it look longer and boy do you need all the help you can get in that department.