Mistress Mouse gets a massage
Mistress Mouse: YOU FUCKER! Why did you do that inside of me?
Masseur: Because I want to get the famous Mistress Mouse pregnant, that's why!
One of the rules of a mistress is that she cannot allow herself to be made pregnant by ne of her slaveboys. Your bossing me around by not saying please made me one of your slaveboys. So I made you pregnant as punsihment.
Mistress Mouse: But why? I don't even know you!
Masseur: Because you are famous for being one of the hardest mistresses around, so my knocking you up will serve as bragging rights.
You see, I am a masseur, but I am not licensed, so I can do what we just did with my clients. This got me to developing a new phermone massage oil.
This oil serves to facilitate orgasm and sexual sensation.
But another thing it does is that, when applied to the lower belly and inside the vagina, it also dilates the mouth of the cervix ever so slightly, about three times the normal amount. The dilation occured when you were having your orgasms. That way, all the sperm I just shot off inside of you will go directly inside your uterus rather than coating the walls of your cervix, where it can be washed out.
So douching will do no good.
Also, the oil aggravates the ovaries, triggering ovulation. That way you are virtually guaranteed that you will be pregnant by the end of the day today.
So no "morning-after" pill will work, so don't even try it.