Working from home
Well I really ought to let you get on with some work now. But to make sure I am never too far away how about we have some little rules to our fun game?
1) Whenever you receive an email and you are working from home you must stroke whilst reading it.
2) If you speak to a girl on the phone you must stroke to the edge of orgasm once you have finished the conversation and hung up.
3) If you speak to a man on the phone you must wear a shoe lace around the base of your meat and two veg for 1 hour but not touch it. If of course if a girl should phone within that hour you get to follow out rule number 2 but keeping the lace in place.
4) If you have to attend any online meetings or phone conferences you will have to do so as naked as you are now. Unless of course there is a webcam involved then you can be let off.
5) If you find yourself leaking it must all be recycled. We are both working to a common goal here.
6) If you need to orgasm for a partner or have an accident in the night you must always try and ruin it the best you can and make sure you get those essential fluids back ASAP after.
I am sorry if all that seems so cruel but until we work something out I do really believe it is the only way we can keep me coming back....