I love it when they twitch like that. How does it feel?
Do you have any lubricant nearby? If the answer is no please spit in the palm of your hand and use that instead. We need lube as we are going to do some palming now.
I want you to grip the base with one hand to keep it in place, then make circular motions on the top with the palm of your hand. Make it all shiny for me. Can you keep that up for a minute? If it starts to dry out quickly add more lubricant.
After 1 minute has passed