I have always wanted to ask you, how does it taste? Do you enjoy it?
I know you do and its sweet that you did not try and lie to me.
So lets take it for a little spin shall we?
Go find a clock or bring up your computer clock please. You should have left your watch upstairs so please smack yourself on the bottom firmly if you still have your watch on, then remove it you naughty boy.
Now I want 120 strokes from you. 1 stroke per second so you should have that nicely completed in 2 minutes.
What? Dont even think about making a mess, how could you ask? I want 1 stroke per second and nothing else from you right now. Look at me as you do it I want to see your face.
When your done