THE BIG BANG - EPISODE 3

THE BIG BANG - EPISODE 3 by SWW

Back at pennys apartment..

Penny - There's something I have to the tell you Lenord..

Lenard - Oh boy this can't be good..

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Lenard - Don't tell me you're cheating..

Penny - No.. of course not.. well.. um.. actually it depends on how you look at it.

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Lenard - Did you have sex?

Penny - No.

Lenard - Kiss?

Penny - Yes but it wasn't like he kissed me on the mouth..

(Laugh track)

Lenard - where did he kiss you?

Penny - on.. the.. um.. ass.

Lenard - whahhhh!?

(Laugh track)

Penny - is that cheating?

Lenard - YES IT'S CHEATING.. Who is it? Do i know him?

Penny - Yeah, it's one of sheldons old friend from texas. He said he knows you..

Lenard - What old friend? What's his name?

Penny - i don't know his name? I just call him ass slave..

(Laugh track)

Penny - His in the dungion. I'll go grab him.

Lenard - Slave?? Dungeon?? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!???

(Laugh track)