Your Inevitable Destruction - Revised
Start stroking again, while I tell you what my second idea was...
Kinda predictable I suppose, but I thought... maybe it would be easier to use my feet? I mean, I could literally secure your balls to a solid surface and jump on them until they burst couldn't I?
Or maybe, I'd do it slowly... really slowly. Maybe I would stand on whatever your balls were tied to and just trap one of your nuts under my heel. I'd slowly take the weight on my heel and feel your ball start to flatten out beneath my foot. I'd gradually increase the load until my full weight was on it and maybe it would be enough to burst it?
I don't know, maybe not... but it would be fun to try don't you think?
If not then I'd go back to the jumping idea, or maybe try some big, heavy combat boots. I'm pretty sure that should work.
Can you picture me standing over you, slamming my heavy boots down onto your balls over and over again?
EDGE while you think about how good it would feel... for me!
(EDGE and let go)