The Art of Learning (illustrated letter)
So, like I said, I'm really an incorrigible tease.
I was probably teasing you when I mentioned that I had bought some new lingerie, but then, when you said you wanted to see it, well, I got this really evil idea for teasing you and, well, it started to really turn me on...
But I didn't want to ruin our friendship, you're the only guy I can talk to about things, even if I haven't told you everything until now; so, like I said, I thought I'd tell you my history, you know, as a kind of warning.
So, do you still want to see my new lingerie?
Really?
You know, I think telling you my story has gotten me in even more of an evil, teasing mood... I mean, look, I've already started pulling down my shorts.
But you've been such a good friend, and I'm not sure if our friendship will survive if I start really teasing you in ernest...
(And I'm not sure I can help it anymore...)
So, last chance to back out...