The Art of Learning (illustrated letter)
When I was 18, I learned the secret of controlling men from my aunt.
I was staying at her house for two weeks during high-school vacation when I came home from a date in a bad mood. I can't even remember precisely why I was in a bad mood, except that it was something I wanted and my date wouldn't cooperate with me.
My aunt and I talked for a long while that evening, and she told me that the way to get a man to do what you want is, as most women sooner or later find out, through sex. Not the conventional stuff you see in movies or read in magazines, but very specifically through a hard prick
When you keep a man hard and horny, he becomes putty in your hand.
Naturally, in any longer-term relationship, she said, you've got to let your man have relief, but not very often, and only at the right time.
[The first part of this is adapted from a letter to a men's magazine. The second part is original.]