The Weakest Sex
Oh, you're going to be such a wonderful imitation, sissy. Did you know the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings in it as the head of a penis? But I think your little cock does just fine for making up the difference, denied as it is. We also have a far higher pain tolerance than you, but that we can work on too. It's also much harder to tease us... but the comparison ends there, doesn't it?
I've installed a detachable showerhead - from now on you're going to stimulate yourself with it in the shower, like a woman does. You'll find it's really quite excellent at getting you up, if not at getting you off.
You're going to look like a girl. Think like a girl. You're going to masturbate like a girl. But there's one thing that you're going to have to understand...